It’s the scariest month of the year and I thought I’d keep up with the yearly tradition and post what actually scares a criminologist and crime fiction author. Most scary things stay the same, but sometimes I add new ones and get over old ones.
Now, on to my list. Just in case you were wondering…
- People text messaging and surfing the Internet when they drive.
- Cleaning the cat litter box.
- Men who wear socks with sandals.
- People referred to with three first names.
- Children that know more about technology than I do.
- Gas station restrooms.
- The rapidly increasing size of the ordinary garden gopher.
- Ambient temperatures over 75 degrees.
- Sink holes.
- Actually knowing the words to most 80s songs.
- Political debates.
- Thinking it was only my imagination.
- Feeling completely comfortable and relaxed studying serial killers and crime scenes.
- Not being able to buy new shoes – more shoes – and more shoes.
- Bees.
- Enjoying television reruns including reality shows and cooking channels.
- Knowing when the phone is about to ring.
- Thinking that real superheroes are actually forensic scientists and cold case detectives.
- Relating to Sigourney Weaver’s character “Helen Hudson” in the 1995 movie Copycat.
- Weeds growing in my yard that triple in size every single day.
- The ticking of the clock.
- People who don’t like black dogs or black cats.
- The increasing number of endangered species.
- People without a sense of humor.
- Predatory people looking for child victims.
- Fast food French fries having the same shelf life as a Twinkie.
- Having to find a scarier book or movie than the last.
- Feeling comfortable in my own shoes.
- Not knowing what’s around every corner.
- Making this scary list.
- And finally… the most scariest thing of all… not being able to write every day.
Notice how I didn’t say swimming alone with a large man wearing a hockey mask wielding a machete waiting for me on the shore….
So, what scares you?
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I actually saw a teenage boy wearing socks with sandals. That’s scarier than men wearing socks with sandals.
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R. James that is scary!! LOL Thanks so much for stopping by — have a wonderful weekend 🙂
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People who hate animals&
People who hate people that love animals
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100 percent in agreement… thank for stopping by Cindi 🙂
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Number one on your list is number one on mine, too. I’d also add a leaky roof, bats in the baby’s room, break-ins, appliance failures and flat tires to the list.
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BATS!!! I forgot about them. I’ve never had them in my house but they dive past me at dusk outside – it freaks me out every time.
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If you don’t like them outside your house, be glad you don’t have them inside. They seem A LOT larger when they’re hanging from your window blinds.
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Yikes!
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